Saturday April 24, 2010

Instead of spending $25 on a cab home at 3am and then another $25 to go back to the hotel to get my car the next day I decided to sandwich myself in a small bed between Rich and Jeff. This is now the second time that Rich has had to wake up next to the mess that is my hair in the morning. This hair-do, ladies and gentlemen, is what inspired reasontochewyourarmoff.com. Rich sent it to 818 and they had a good laugh. Why did I give Rich his phone number again?

Rich and Michelle headed to the restaurant downstairs for bloody marys while Dusty, Jeff and I tried to sleep it off for another hour. Finally I got up and decided to head home. I stumbled onto the elevator full of people with my outfit from the wedding (including hot pink heels), reeking like vodka, and then proceeded to waltz through the hotel lobby for an epic walk of shame. Too bad I woke up in bed with a gay man and I have no real qualifying reason for the shame part.  Going to bed at 3:00 am is not something I have done in a long time and I was definitely feeling it this morning. I went home for another nap and when I woke up I realized from my texts that everyone from the wedding was boozing it up again at the Catamaran. They had all extended their rooms for another night because there was a massive amount of alcohol leftover. I imagine the hotel was not very happy when they began bringing keg tubs full of beer cans down to the pool. I wanted to show the groom and the intoxicated man from last night the footage so I put on my swimsuit and headed back to the hotel. I apologized to the intoxicated guest and his girlfriend for relentlessly filming him last night and then had a good laugh with the groom and Sully while watching the guest on my easily diguised video camera that looks like a SLR. That was the fun part last night. Not many people actually knew I was recording him because it looks like a normal still camera. Not that he would have behaved any different had he known. lol. He asked that I not put anything up on YouTube so I will let him decide when I can send the files to him whether or not he wants them to be posted. He has the potential to become an internet sensation if I can spend some more quality time with him. HA!

This pretty much sums up the condition of everyone upon my return to the pool. Yeah, he’s wearing a kid’s floaty thing on his head. That makes a lovely hat, Chad.

They were all pretty funny and I would have loved to stay and enjoy the day but I had to get to my sister’s to take care of Lola and Casey. I was going to watch Marley and Me but didn’t want to curse myself so I put in Zach and Miri Make Porno but fell asleep right after the reunion part.