Monday July 19, 2010

No yoga for three days. Bad bad girl. I caught up on my Daniel Tosh.O in the morning and then met the gay boys at the Local for lunch. We walked over to the mall and I made Phillip and Jayden get on the little kiddie train I walk by this thing on the way to the gym in Horton Plaza and I always think how funny it would be to put some adult(s) on there. The woman thought Phillip was a child lol. I am laughing so hard at her laughing. At the end she says “Are you from here?” and I say “Yeah let’s leave them there.” hahahahah (remember 91/2 weeks the movie with Mickey Rourke where he leaves Kim Basinger at the top of the ferris wheeel?)

After a bit we came back to my place to watch Marley and Me (oh gawd that was rough despite having read the book…. oh SPOILER ALERT the dog dies) and in my attempt to make popcorn I dropped a glass bowl and cut my leg. That’s what happens when I try to cook. I bleed.

Ryan had to help me since I don’t know how to use the vacuum.

I went to bed super early but got about 4 hours of sleep because there is at least one fly in my loft WHO WOULD NOT STOP BUZZING IN MY EAR ALL  NIGHT. I swear to God it came to my head at least once an hour and woke me up with it’s partying. At one point about 2am I got up, found the fly swatter and waited with the lights on to kick his ass. And of course I could barely keep my eyes open so I went back to sleep, would barely doze off and it would come back and wake me up again. I was sooooo fucking annoyed. I don’t even know if it was one or a dozen that just kept rotating in and out of my bedroom area. Ridiculous. I don’t have screens on my very old historic windows in the bathroom so that’s what I get for opening them for 2 days.

Yeah, I’m tired and grumpy.