Saturday August 7, 2010

Yoga this morning? Not so much. So let’s begin our day at noon and sit poolside and grab some expensive food that tastes average.

We didn’t know what this woman’s tattoo was all about so when we ran into her later we asked her. Apparently they are writers. With problems. Like Hemingway. I can’t remember any of the other ones. In fact, she didn’t even remember who was on her back when I pointed at a spot. She would ask her friend…”Who is she pointing at?” Ummm….if I got a bunch of faces tatted on my back you damn well know that I am going to know exactly who is where.

Little Lupe and her bf Evan Seinfeld. She’s cute, and now that she has a boob job she doesn’t look like a 12 year old anymore.

Our amazing waitress WENDY! Wendy is responsible for getting us tanked in the pool because she would not stop bringing us pitchers of strawberry mojitos. That bitch.

Tommy 5tone and Brandon Lewis were so cooperative when I asked them for a romantic photo shoot under the waterfall.

It’s not that romantic when you have gallons of water beating onto your face and into your eyes though.

It started to get pretty windy but we were not about to end our awesome day. Surprisingly I got a lot of business done in the pool! It’s hard to exchange business cards when you are swimming…I might just make a set of rubber business cards for situations just like this. Watch til the end of this video. I really had no idea! ew

 Tommy kept smoking in the pool near me and you all know how I feel about cigarette smoke. Watch this funny video if you have 2 minutes to spare right now. It’s worth it.

We finally got out of the pool when the thunder and lightning came. The storm provided me with some cool cloud shots though.

We were prunes!

I was so tan I was beginning to look like Magda from “Something About Mary”…

…now that I see this picture of her tongue kissing the dog, I really am her. oh gawd.

At dinner, of course, with underwear on his head.

And shocking…the sushi bar inside the Westin had an amazing dynamite roll! LTP award for the creamy sauce and the huge real lobster bites on top.

We went up to a party in one of the big suites in the hotel and then back to Johnny’s to watch some more boys dance half naked on stage. When I got back to the room at god knows what hour I attempted a photo like the one of the moon from July 3rd of this cruise ship. This is the view from the hotel room as I saw it.

Zoomed in with photoshop…not as clear as the moon photo. BUT you can almost see the people losing their money in the mini casino. Or getting sick on board from the buffet.

And the awesome view of the pools below. I wanted to go swimming in the ocean at night while I was here. In fact I say that every year. **sigh** Not the way to live. If you want to do something…get off your ass and do it. I regret this.