Friday 12.25.09

I forgot to mention last night that Jake likes to eat fresh cat shit out of the litter box. I mean, Christ, who doesn’t right? Here we are attempting to brush his teeth.

Christmas Eve turned into Christmas morning naturally, and thank God there are no small children in the house to wake my ass up at 7 am. We woke up, made some coffee and mimosas, ate some breakfast and began to open presents. Again, I brought nothing for any of these people, so guilt began to set in. I was handed a few boxes of things… some clothes and small gifts. And another “Non-Christmas” gift from my other sister in CT appeared. Specifically stated on the tag “THIS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS GIFT” lol… ok ok we all agreed to stop sending shit to each other across the country…. but then jesus will you fucking quit it already!? gawd. I will forgive her only because one of the items was a red velvet cupcake mix. Then came the stocking. If there were a #awkwardstockingstuffers topic on Twitter, this would be the start of it: KY Jelly. Oh, Sue, you are fucking hilarious.

The wine ornament is cute!

Jake loved his new toy.

Then of course I had to have a moment in the reflections of the ornaments outside

And here is Tucker the fat cat.

We watched “500 Days of Summer” which I absolutely ADORED!  A total chick flick, but awesome nonetheless. After our amazingly rare prime rib dinner I decided to make love to the blood. I am very very sorry for the vegans who read this blog. BWAHAHAAA ok ok sorry. Seriously, the blood that coagulates on a plate looks really nasty but tastes oh so good.  A little salt… and voila!

Take a little bread and sop it up….

Dericious! Jake enjoys a good LTP moment as well.

Christmas was a very mellow evening, BK came over, my brother-in-laws nephew came over and we attempted to watch “The Hangover” but passed out. Irony.