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	<title>How I Learned To Live &#187; Big Brother</title>
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		<title>Damage Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wednesday March 3, 2010 and Thursday March 4, 2010 I decided to take a little trip to LA so I could run some damage control with people in the industry. I don&#8217;t want anyone to panic and think anything is wrong and I want everyone that I have been dealing with for Suite 703 to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wednesday March 3, 2010 and Thursday March 4, 2010</p>
<p>I decided to take a little trip to LA so I could run some damage control with people in the industry. I don&#8217;t want anyone to panic and think anything is wrong and I want everyone that I have been dealing with for Suite 703 to feel confident that it&#8217;s going to be business as usual working with Tommy 5tone. Poor kid has a lot of his plate now, but he can handle it and will be fine as soon as they get someone to help him. I am going to be working from home for the next few weeks to get him through this transition..</p>
<p>On Wednesday I took the train to LA and then to a subway to Hollywood. It was actually really easy and makes me hate LA a little bit less. I met <a href="http://www.facebook.com/martindale.jd">Justin Martindale</a> at his apartment and fell in love with his roommates new puppy. She is a rescue from some bad people who kept her crated for like 15 weeks and her back legs aren&#8217;t very strong. What a little sweetheart.</p>
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<p>Justin was performing tonight at the <a href="http://www.improv2.com/index.php">Hollywood Improv</a> for Gay Days, a monthly thing they do showcasing gay and lesbian comics. It was great, each one of the comics goes on for about 12 minutes or so and I can honestly say that Justin was in the top three.  The crowd was in hysterics the whole time. The guy who plays <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darryl_Philbin">Darryl from The Office</a> showed up and was just chilling at the bar&#8230;. and I wanted so badly to take a picture with him, but didn&#8217;t want to be &#8220;that girl&#8221;, the rookie who gets star struck in Hollywood. After the show we went to a small place in West Hollywood called <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/saint-felix-west-hollywood">Saint Felix</a> for a few drinks with the comics from the show. I had the sliders which were made with bleu cheese dressing and were delicious! Then we decided to head over to Here Lounge where Justin and I were getting pretty silly and he was lusting after a hot go go dancer. 818 gave up drinking for Lent, so we had a sober driver all night. It&#8217;s pretty awesome but isn&#8217;t doing anything for my liver.</p>
<p>We went back to Justin&#8217;s place and he showed us a bunch of creepy weird clown toys that his old roommate left behind. Umm. Ok. Scary.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/IMG_1675.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1224" title="IMG_1675" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/IMG_1675-300x225.jpg" alt="IMG_1675" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
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<p>My Dad was a huge John Wayne <img src='http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>What a sexpot!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/IMG_1684.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1228" title="IMG_1684" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/IMG_1684-224x300.jpg" alt="IMG_1684" width="224" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>On Thursday during the day I saw Hot Liz and Carly Parker who were in town from NYC. We hung out briefly in the back of Eva Angelina&#8217;s SUV because Liz just had foot surgery and couldn&#8217;t walk anywhere. So basically they picked me up, we chatted in the car while driving for an hour and then they dropped me off in West Hollywood. Hilarious.</p>
<p>I went to an event at Micky&#8217;s with a bunch of industry people and told everyone about the changes that are going to happen and then got up at the crack of dawn on Friday to head home for my last day in the office. I am a little emotional&#8230;</p>
<p>Here is <a href="http://www.myspace.com/stevenfrombb10">Steven Daigle</a> from Big Brother. What a cutie!</p>
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		<title>Cybersocket Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monday 2.09.10 Tonight was the Cybersocket awards held at club called Eleven in West Hollywood. Before heading to the awards we went to dinner at Sushi Roku. We started with the tuna carpaccio And then gorged ourselves on this feast! Bottom right 4 pieces is kobe beef sushi (I didn&#8217;t care for it #1 because [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monday 2.09.10</p>
<p>Tonight was the <a href="http://www.cybersocketwebawards.com/index.php">Cybersocket awards</a> held at club called <a href="http://eleven.la/">Eleven</a> in West Hollywood. Before heading to the awards we went to dinner at <a href="http://www.sushiroku.com/sushiroku/index.htm">Sushi Roku</a>.</p>
<p>We started with the tuna carpaccio</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1281.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-990" title="IMG_1281" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1281-300x201.jpg" alt="IMG_1281" width="300" height="201" /></a></p>
<p>And then gorged ourselves on this feast! Bottom right 4 pieces is kobe beef sushi (I didn&#8217;t care for it #1 because I am spoiled by <a href="http://www.wolfgangpuck.com/restaurants/fine-dining/3789">Cut</a> and #2 they seared it with those blow torch thingys which make everything taste like propane. Eww.) The toro (top right 6 pieces, fatty tuna belly) was un-fucking-believable. Melted in your mouth! If you are a fan of tuna, you must try toro one day. Spring for it, splurge, spend a few dollars. You won&#8217;t be disappointed.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1282.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-991" title="IMG_1282" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1282-300x168.jpg" alt="IMG_1282" width="300" height="168" /></a></p>
<p>Before we went to the awards we stopped at a little bar across the street for a warm up cocktail. I can&#8217;t remember the name of the place but doesn&#8217;t Justin Martindale in this picture remind you of The Shining?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1286.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-992" title="IMG_1286" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1286-300x195.jpg" alt="IMG_1286" width="300" height="195" /></a></p>
<p>DJ, <a href="http://angel-benton.livejournal.com/">Angel Benton</a> and Tommy Defendi (I cannot take Angel&#8217;s contact lenses!) But how hilarious is it that he wore a wolf t-shirt to the awards show!? HAHA! love it! Side note, I love Angel for so many reasons. One that he showed up to my <a href="http://snlparty.com/video.html">SNL Party</a> as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MADtv_recurring_characters#Ms._Swan">Ms Swan</a> from Mad Tv (check that video around 10:30, he does a perfect Ms. Swan)  And because of his <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1451721/20020109/spears_britney.jhtml">Britney Spears impersonation</a>. They actually made a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Britney-Baby-One-More-Time/dp/B000127ZBE">movie</a> starring him and I have my very own signed copy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1283.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-993" title="IMG_1283" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1283-300x214.jpg" alt="IMG_1283" width="300" height="214" /></a></p>
<p>Congrats to Wolf Hudson &#8230; Love that guy!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1304.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-995" title="IMG_1304" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1304-300x201.jpg" alt="IMG_1304" width="300" height="201" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1302.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-994" title="IMG_1302" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1302-300x186.jpg" alt="IMG_1302" width="300" height="186" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1315.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-996" title="IMG_1315" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1315-300x216.jpg" alt="IMG_1315" width="300" height="216" /></a></p>
<p>And I have to admit, I have not seen one of this guy&#8217;s movies. Ooops. Might wanna check into that.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1306.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-997" title="IMG_1306" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1306-300x204.jpg" alt="IMG_1306" width="300" height="204" /></a></p>
<p>I would love to know what is going on here.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1316.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-998" title="IMG_1316" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1316-300x168.jpg" alt="IMG_1316" width="300" height="168" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1317.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-999" title="IMG_1317" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1317-300x205.jpg" alt="IMG_1317" width="300" height="205" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1323.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1000" title="IMG_1323" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1323-300x195.jpg" alt="IMG_1323" width="300" height="195" /></a></p>
<p>Ryan Raz double fisting as usual. Man of my own heart.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1325.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1001" title="IMG_1325" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1325-196x300.jpg" alt="IMG_1325" width="196" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>And here I am with more stars from the show that I know nothing about. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1225537/">Marcellus Reynolds</a> from Big Brother. What a sweetheart <img src='http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1326.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1002" title="IMG_1326" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_1326-300x223.jpg" alt="IMG_1326" width="300" height="223" /></a></p>
<p>And I leave you with Justin Martindale re-enacting a scene from his favorite Disney movie, the Lion King.</p>
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		<title>Relaunch Party #2 &#8230; Los Angeles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday 1.28.10 Tommy and I drove up to LA to do another promotional event for Suite 703 at a place in West Hollywood called Micky&#8217;s. It&#8217;s a meet and greet for gay porn stars to meet their fans and they were super cool about letting us give away tons of our schwag and pretty much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thursday 1.28.10</p>
<p>Tommy and I drove up to LA to do another promotional event for <a href="http://suite703.com/">Suite 703</a> at a place in West Hollywood called <a href="http://www.mickys.com/">Micky&#8217;s</a>. It&#8217;s a meet and greet for gay porn stars to meet their fans and they were super cool about letting us give away tons of our schwag and pretty much take the place over.</p>
<p>Our favorite gay comedian <a href="http://twitter.com/jmart320">Justin Martindale</a> and Tommy the Tool again. I am just going to start cutting him out of the photos.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_0996.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-877" title="IMG_0996" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_0996-300x201.jpg" alt="IMG_0996" width="300" height="201" /></a></p>
<p>Drew Cutler and Rob Romoni</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1002.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-878" title="IMG_1002" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1002-300x191.jpg" alt="IMG_1002" width="300" height="191" /></a></p>
<p>My gay porn crush Trevor Knight</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1011.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-879" title="IMG_1011" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1011-300x202.jpg" alt="IMG_1011" width="300" height="202" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/stevenfrombb10">Steven Daigle</a> from Big Brother 10 who is now officially a porn star! Congrats to Chi-Chi La Rue for being the devil and talking him into doing porn.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1021.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-880" title="IMG_1021" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1021-300x216.jpg" alt="IMG_1021" width="300" height="216" /></a></p>
<p>This is a guy named Bobbie who I chatted with on Twitter for a while and we finally met. He reviews gay and straight porn&#8230; we have some business to discuss <img src='http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1028.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-881" title="IMG_1028" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1028-216x300.jpg" alt="IMG_1028" width="216" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>It only goes from 6pm til 9pm so afterwards we went to the <a href="http://www.abbeyfoodandbar.com/">Abbey</a> where we got a booth and bottle service. Our entourage was quite a spectacle.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1030.JPG" rel="thumbnail"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-882" title="IMG_1030" src="http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_1030-300x196.jpg" alt="IMG_1030" width="300" height="196" /></a></p>
<p>Zoinks look at this dude&#8217;s body!</p>
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<p>Oh wait, THIS is my gay porn star crush&#8230; His name is Johnny Hazzard and I legitimately get nervous around him. This is the second time I have met him. He&#8217;s so dreamy.</p>
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<p>Me and the super famous <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Chi_LaRue">Chi-Chi La Rue</a>!</p>
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<p>Alright, once in a while we get a pleasant face. Thank you Tommy.</p>
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<p>This is apparently <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/bio/michele_11/bio.php?season=11">Michelle from Big Brother 11</a>. I had strict instructions from my best friend Sigrid who is utterly obsessed with BB to tell her how upset she was that she had been railroaded in the show and that it was awful how mean they were to her. I have no idea what any of this means since I have never seen one minute of that show. Here ya go Sigrid!</p>
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<p>Perez Hilton was also there but I didn&#8217;t get a photo of him. Here is <a href="http://www.taylordayne.com/">Taylor Dane</a>. Evidently after I left the DJ started playing a bunch of her songs. lol The gays love Taylor Dane! She was very nice even though she looks like she has me in a headlock.</p>
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<p>Again, I ducked out early. Wouldn&#8217;t want to miss a chance to get laid <img src='http://www.howilearnedtolive.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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