On Thursday afternoon Tommy agreed to go to Bikram yoga with me because it’s such an important part of my life now and he wanted to show his support. Not such a good idea. He made it through about 4 postures before laying down on his mat and hissing “I HATE YOU” for the rest of the class whenever I looked at him. His body went numb and he was freaking out as his face turned purple. Ooops. I guess it’s not for everyone after all. Especially not smokers who eat french fries for every meal. After yoga we grabbed some food and headed to a pub crawl. Problem is we were 2 hours early for the pub crawl so by the time it actually started I was done.

 Bobby Clark, Tommy and Drew Cutler.

Some of my favorite gay porn stars…Bobby, Ryan Raz, Cameron Adams and Austin Wilde.

On Friday George Jaramillo showed up and was about to take his very first drink of 2010 and I raced over to his hotel straight from yoga (stinking and sweating) so I could join him. The cab took forever and his martini was totally watered down but it didn’t matter…he sucked it down and was totally buzzed. lol. In 2001 I went 30 days without drinking and on the 31st day I got HAMMERED after 3 drinks. I can’t imagine 9 months.

We were on our way to the Gayvn Awards at the Castro Theater and decided to take the Muni since the cab line was taking forever. I will spare you all the shots of the gay porn stars and just share a couple that I liked that you all can handle.

Love this shot!!!

I got one of those bras at Victoria’s Secret that makes your tits look like 2 sizes bigger and I thought it would be appropriate to pose in front of this bar

Do you remember Bruce Vilanch from Hollywood Squares!? He’s always at these events for some reason…

The host of the evening was comedian Alec Mapa…who was totally hilarious and awesome.

Here a performer named Diesel Washington demonstrates some sex positions using Alec as a rag doll. lol

This tranny has more curves that most women that I know! What the heck!

My ex-bf told me that I was 3 degrees away from Kathy Griffin at this point. I would say closer to one degree away.

Wednesday 2.11.10

Dinner before the show was at The Foundry on Melrose. For those of you who have been reading for a while you might know that my friend Eric Greenspan is the owner and executive chef and every time I am in LA I try to make it over here for some delicious eats. 818′s little step-brother flew into town so we were dragging him around for the night trying to show him a good time as well.

We ordered the grilled cheese sandwich again (check out the blog from a while back if you don’t remember), and we ordered the Tots. (cheesy puffs of goodness)

Greeny stopped by and asked us what we ordered and I got the death stare when I told him tots and grilled cheese…. soooo…. other dishes just started arriving. Braised pork belly… this time was huge and more awesome than the last time I got it. Dang.

Tuna

He also sent out some little biscuits and something else which I forgot to take a photo of. Fail. For my entree I had the monkfish, which was out of this world. I had only tried it one other time and it was raw and nasty so I was a little nervous. Cooked fish is always a gamble for me. I love things un-cooked ya know. It had the texture of lobster almost. And the sauce was light and frothy. Very good.

818 had the duck breast, which was Greeny’s recommendation.

and 818′s little brother had the burger. Which just so happens to be the #1 burger in Los Angeles right now. Congrats Greeny! Check this link. He serves 4 mini burgers on 4 mini buns, that are not seperated. The garnishes are a carmelized onion mixture, not sure what the white sauce is, and then a relish of apple and fennel. Good shit.

So off to the awards! Puma Swede and Nikki Benz attacking me within 3.2 seconds of seeing me.

818 and his brother, but look to the left… I DIDN”T EVEN NOTICE MANUEL FERRARA! Damn it! I would have gone up to him and gotten a hug and a smooch! fuck!

The lovely Phoenix Marie

I looked like dogshit in this next photo so I cut myself out of it because Phoenix is so beautiful.

Keiran Lee looking dashing and despite his non stop harrassing of me, I actually like the guy.

I finally met Georgia Jones…. wow what a knockout. Stay tuned for her on live/webcam.

Brynn Tyler and Kagney Linn Karter. Congrats KLK on your contract… we will miss you for the next 2 years I have a soft spot in my heart for her because we shot her very first scene and she turned into an utter superstar.

Bridgette B looking stunning as well

and my favorite Brit Kerry-Louise! I am not sure what we are doing in this picture. I know 818′s little brother has a pic on his camera of us doing something ridiculous to her new tits. I will see if I can get ahold of it.

Here is Bad Artie, one of the 5 finalists who ran for Naughty President.

After a while, I got the urge to hang out with some gay men so we went to Mickys to meet up with some friends. A fellow fag hag named Ashley and Diesel Washington and his boy toy. My god Diesel is huge and hot and sadly very gay.

Papa Howard and Octomom pose for a photo

We only stayed for one drink before heading over to Here Lounge. On the way I saw this hilariously small patch of grass for dogs to pee and poop on. So funny!

One final drink with Chi-Chi La Rue and Jason Sechrest before I head back to San Diego. It’s been a long week in LA, a city that I don’t even like.

I took a photo of this hot go-go dancer and he had the nerve to flip me off! Hey, buddy you are the one standing on a box shaking your ass with almost nothing on. F off if you don’t want any photos taken of you then go work at Starbucks. Sheesh.