While I was in NYC last month Carly and Liz showed me a trailer for a weird movie called “Human Centipede” that is about a whacko doctor who takes 3 people and sews them together. The first person’s butt is attached to the second person’s mouth and then the second person’s butt is sewn to the third person’s mouth. It’s so ridiculous. I only watched the trailer and I can’t decide if it’s going to be scary or so bad that it’s funny. (At least it was shot in HD and it’s well lit! lol) Anyways, during his stand up show the other night Daniel Tosh was talking about the movie and asked the audience if anyone had seen it. Only about a dozen people cheered and raised their hands… He said that he and some other guys walk around the office/studio trying to pick who their “B” would be. (If Daniel and the other guy were the “A” and the “C”, ya know?)

During the East Coast airing of Tosh.O Daniel live tweets to his fans. His 500,000+ followers say ridiculous things to him about the show and he responds with equally ridiculous remarks to some of them. I doubt he sees half of them to be honest with you. Anyways, this past Wednesday he said that he would start following the person with the best tweet of the night! AND he opened it up to the West Coast fans…and he would take the night to go over them all.

I haven’t been feeling well and I had taken some Nyquil and completely forgot that the show was on so when I saw his offer at 9pm I was well on my way to sleepytime. I literally set my alarm for 10:30 pm, got up and sent him a tweet in hopes that he would see it and choose me and thus we would start our life together. I wanted to make sure I did it sometime during his show between 10:30 and 11:00 PST so he would see that I was watching his show (which I was not, of course, because I went straight back to bed in my Nyquil coma). Am I insane? Totally. Did he pick me? No.

Without further ado…here is the trailer for “Human Centipede” and the tweet that I sent.

“Hey @danieltosh I am volunteering to be the “B” in our version of human centipede… what do you say? ”