Friday August 27, 2010

I stopped in at Small Bar to say hi to Dusty, Michelle and Lindsay before Dusty and I met Rich at Brass Rail.

Rich likes to go to this empty ass place on Friday nights and dance with young girls. What a weirdo. This is Amanda, our friend Lisa’s uber hot daughter. She is a little fag hag in training for sure. Love her!

I only stayed for one drink and went back downtown to Neighborhood. This looks like an ordinary wall of kegs, right?

It’s actually a secret door to a secret back room.

I don’t really know if it was an office or a super VIP section, either way…I didn’t have the balls to charge in there. Plus I was waiting in line for the restroom.

Anyways, I thought it was pretty sexy and deserved to be blogged about. It’s very Scooby-Doo!

Our old friend Zimmer was down from LA…I haven’t seen him in a long time. Claw, Emma and Noel were out…I love that they moved downtown and we see each other all the time now! We have big plans to hit the wiener dog races in the morning so I went home pretty early.

Wednesday 2.03.10

So much for not drinking til I got to LA on Thursday. We met JenkkiJen at her birthday party at a place in University Heights called Small Bar. It’s one of those cursed locations that hasn’t been able to succeed as a restaurant in years, but is doing quite well as a pretentious beer bar. Much like Hamilton’s they have a ton of snooty microbrew on tap and they make some fancy classy cocktails. I had a gin/Campari/sweet vermouth drink which was not too bad and then we all indulged in a delicious pickle martini… they tasted EXACTLY like a scratch-n-sniff pickle sticker! I have to find those… how fun.

They are so snooty they don’t even have shot glasses for us to drink our lemon drop shots out of! Lame!

I brought Jenn (a fellow fag hag) a 20×30 poster of her favorite gay porn star, Tommy Defendi. I had decorated my walls with these a few weeks ago when they were all in San Diego to feed their egos. I had to put a bow on this one and give it to her.

So he sat chillin’ with us all night

Look at her faking embarrassment about getting a giant dildo as a gift. Puh-leeze bitch, you love it.

Me with straight hair again… Becky talked me out of chemically straightening it. I am too lazy and retarded to do this to myself every day

Do you like my new glasses?

Joe and Vanessa looking cute as usual.

I know Joe doesn’t read my blog so I am curious to see if he ever even finds out that I post this photo of him. hahahaha!

Look! My shoes and purse match!

I am not sure what is happening here but they sure are funny.