On Thursday afternoon Tommy agreed to go to Bikram yoga with me because it’s such an important part of my life now and he wanted to show his support. Not such a good idea. He made it through about 4 postures before laying down on his mat and hissing “I HATE YOU” for the rest of the class whenever I looked at him. His body went numb and he was freaking out as his face turned purple. Ooops. I guess it’s not for everyone after all. Especially not smokers who eat french fries for every meal. After yoga we grabbed some food and headed to a pub crawl. Problem is we were 2 hours early for the pub crawl so by the time it actually started I was done.
Bobby Clark, Tommy and Drew Cutler.
Some of my favorite gay porn stars…Bobby, Ryan Raz, Cameron Adams and Austin Wilde.
On Friday George Jaramillo showed up and was about to take his very first drink of 2010 and I raced over to his hotel straight from yoga (stinking and sweating) so I could join him. The cab took forever and his martini was totally watered down but it didn’t matter…he sucked it down and was totally buzzed. lol. In 2001 I went 30 days without drinking and on the 31st day I got HAMMERED after 3 drinks. I can’t imagine 9 months.
We were on our way to the Gayvn Awards at the Castro Theater and decided to take the Muni since the cab line was taking forever. I will spare you all the shots of the gay porn stars and just share a couple that I liked that you all can handle.
Love this shot!!!
I got one of those bras at Victoria’s Secret that makes your tits look like 2 sizes bigger and I thought it would be appropriate to pose in front of this bar
Do you remember Bruce Vilanch from Hollywood Squares!? He’s always at these events for some reason…
The host of the evening was comedian Alec Mapa…who was totally hilarious and awesome.
Here a performer named Diesel Washington demonstrates some sex positions using Alec as a rag doll. lol
This tranny has more curves that most women that I know! What the heck!
My ex-bf told me that I was 3 degrees away from Kathy Griffin at this point. I would say closer to one degree away.
A bunch of my favorite gays were in town for Pride so I headed up to Mo’s for some happy hour delights before Tommy/Suite 703′s event tonight at Rich’s. I tried for a little while to lure Rich to meet us but Chris was mad at me for flaking last night and he said that Rich misbehaves when he is around me (not true) and gay porn stars (kinda true). He keeps threatening to demolish me the next time I have an actual boyfriend and is plotting to TRY lure him out when I want quiet cuddle time. Hey, sorry if I am so damn fun.
Tommy 5tone and Phillip Ashton who deems himself a “pocket gay”…who I would gladly keep in my pocket at all times.
Jayden Grey and Howard (Papa Bear)
Phillip, Ryan Raz, Jayden, and of course the love of my life (during gay events), Trevor Knight.
oooooh my favorite Hillcrest bartender….Wesley!
Tommy, seriously, you are going to eat french fries for dinner? No wonder you weigh 2.7 pounds.
I received a backhanded compliment from 818 on this cute shot via Twitter. He will say it wasn’t backhanded but his words were ”Whoa there’s a girl in that photo” and then “You don’t look like a tranny.” Well there ya have it folks. My pre-sex change operation medication is evidently not working after all. It’s his immature passive way of being sweet to me. So retarded. I haven’t seen him in a long time but we are being civil and chatting once in a while. Whatevs. He definitely owes me a dinner, though. Perhaps one day when we are in the same city for more than a minute and a half he will take me out. Although I do expect to eat dinner in the front seat of his car. I mean like Taco Bell, not road head you sickos. I’m actually only writing this to see if he reads my blog. lol
I had to nap (again…sorry I was up at 5:30am for yoga! I get tired!) so when I showed up super late to the club I got attitude from Tommy until I reminded him that I was in fact there. My shoes made up for my tardiness. And I ran and got him a fresh drink.
Tommy and his hags! Jenkki Jen, Miss Vanessa and Jenncalistyle.
Since we were in the VIP area over the dance floor there was a nice big window where Vanessa and I could show our butts to everyone below! Hahaha! I was a little concerned at first about being photographed but realized none of those boys down below would even pay attention to us. Now that I look closer, she didn’t even have her ass showing. Mine was fully pressed against the glass. Oh gawd.
Plus it was so fucking hot in there there was no way they would be able to see through the steamy sweaty fog. It was so gross. We were soaked. I used Tommy’s gift bags as wings to cool myself off as I danced.
#thingswethinkarewickedfunnywhenwe’vebeendrinking
Joe picked Vanessa and I up and dropped me off at my place. I tongue kissed her dog Kali. It’s the least I can do after the kidnapping incident.
It seems as though when I take a few days off I just end up making up the hours later. It’s not really time off because the work doesn’t go away! I worked a 13 hour day today and by the time I left the office I was starving… I had some leftover Chinese food at home, so I went home and woofed it down and then got back on the internet and did more work til almost 11:00 pm. Those days feel good when they are over, but in the last few hours I wrangle with my thoughts about why this is happening and how I can be more efficient. My wrist is bugging again today because I was typing for hours on end. grrrr
Today was a good laugh in that we saw the edited version of our “test” the other night with the new equipment. Oh man, if you are easily offended by someone who is flamboyantly gay and in love with himself, pass on clicking this link. If you can appreciate a talented homosexual who is the master of improv and thinking cleverly on his feet, then click away. All I was doing was simply testing the lighting and the white background. I asked Tommy 5tone to pretend he was a gay porn star and answer my questions while we checked the audio. Here is the result.
So… here is a lesson for you in procrastination. My 20 year class reunion is coming up in Connecticut over Thanksgiving weekend and I have known about it for a long time. I was the class president so yeah, I knew about it approximately 20 years ago. I procrastinated buying a plane ticket until today and guess how much it was!? $930 bucks! This, my friends, is NOT the way to live.
