Monday 2.09.10

Tonight was the Cybersocket awards held at club called Eleven in West Hollywood. Before heading to the awards we went to dinner at Sushi Roku.

We started with the tuna carpaccio

And then gorged ourselves on this feast! Bottom right 4 pieces is kobe beef sushi (I didn’t care for it #1 because I am spoiled by Cut and #2 they seared it with those blow torch thingys which make everything taste like propane. Eww.) The toro (top right 6 pieces, fatty tuna belly) was un-fucking-believable. Melted in your mouth! If you are a fan of tuna, you must try toro one day. Spring for it, splurge, spend a few dollars. You won’t be disappointed.

Before we went to the awards we stopped at a little bar across the street for a warm up cocktail. I can’t remember the name of the place but doesn’t Justin Martindale in this picture remind you of The Shining?

DJ, Angel Benton and Tommy Defendi (I cannot take Angel’s contact lenses!) But how hilarious is it that he wore a wolf t-shirt to the awards show!? HAHA! love it! Side note, I love Angel for so many reasons. One that he showed up to my SNL Party as Ms Swan from Mad Tv (check that video around 10:30, he does a perfect Ms. Swan)  And because of his Britney Spears impersonation. They actually made a movie starring him and I have my very own signed copy.

Congrats to Wolf Hudson … Love that guy!

And I have to admit, I have not seen one of this guy’s movies. Ooops. Might wanna check into that.

I would love to know what is going on here.

Ryan Raz double fisting as usual. Man of my own heart.

And here I am with more stars from the show that I know nothing about. Marcellus Reynolds from Big Brother. What a sweetheart

And I leave you with Justin Martindale re-enacting a scene from his favorite Disney movie, the Lion King.

Thursday 2.04.10….Friday 2.05.10…Saturday 2.06.10

I am going to give you the shorter cleaner version.. in a few days I will be releasing a different blog which shows a little racier content honoring the gays in my life.

Our first LA party was at a club called Tigerheat which is an 18 and up club with a 21 and up area. Trust me, I almost had a heartattack too when I heard that. I know it appears that I do nothing all day except party with gay men but I can assure you that I would much rather be at home watching a movie then dealing with a bunch of ridiculous 18 year olds in an over crowded, packed, sweaty dance club. That being said… we had a blast! Perez Hilton was there for a minute and I didn’t want to be weird and take a picture, so you just have to take my word for it again.

First we went to our PR guys house for some pre-party drinks and food. He has two very cute dogs who I was trying to bond with of course… I am very much missing my dog these days and tend to gravitate towards all animals that I see. The one on the left is a little nervous, I think she might have been a rescue, but the one on the right is a lover.

The ever so funny Justin Martindale… get ready to see a lot more of him! I swear I cannot get enough of him… he is so goddamn funny…. I just want to put him in my purse and carry him around all the time.

It looks like we own the building! Love it!

and…. two of my favorite people

Moving right along to Friday night at MJ’s bar in Silverlake….

DJ, Tommy Defendi, Jenkki Jen, Ryan Raz and Eric who supported us the entire weekend at all of the events! Thank you!

Justin and one of our very first Suite 703 models Brad Benton… love that guy! He is a mainstream actor as well… read here. But yeah, they were having a hair contest I guess.

We heart Drew Cutler.

Wait til you see the footage from these nights. Hilarious.

Always carry a Sharpie my friends.

SATURDAY crept up and we went to Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles. I was so excited and so hungry.

awwww

We had dinner at the Sofitel in a restaurant called Simon owned by Kerry Simon. (Read more here) Good thing they put us in a seperate room with a door.

There are too many porn stars here to name…

For my appetizer I tried the tuna tataki tower with a lump crab topping. All of the elements would have been fine on their own,  but they just didn’t work together. The crab was warm with a mayonaisey mixture, the tuna was cool and the rice was lukewarm. It was drizzled in eel sauce and in theory all of these things sound like they would work together but it was very confusing. It didn’t know if it was a cold dish, a lukewarm dish or a hot dish. Disappointing to say the least. And it looks like a pile of vomit.

For my entree I had the beef carpaccio pizza with white truffle oil. The bleu cheese was overpowering so I ended up just picking off the beef and eating it by itself. Not so good.

The lobster curry soup was actually not that bad…

The highlight of my meal was sitting next to Justin and having him accuse me of leaving my toe seperator in his soup. Oh my god, I spit wine across the table, had tears streaming down my face and pretty much lost my shit in front of everyone. If you have never had a pedicure you probably have no idea what I am talking about. Funny shit.

We hosted our third and final LA party at a place called CherryPop at Ultra Suede

Holy crap look at his abs

I had to pop over to Here Lounge to say hi to Chi-Chi La Rue and Jason Sechrest at their party for a minute….

how artsy !  hawt

Jenn and Tommy and Christy

And my favorite shot of the weekend… Jenn looking like she’s terrified of Trevor Knight.

A good time was had by all.

Wednesday 2.03.10

So much for not drinking til I got to LA on Thursday. We met JenkkiJen at her birthday party at a place in University Heights called Small Bar. It’s one of those cursed locations that hasn’t been able to succeed as a restaurant in years, but is doing quite well as a pretentious beer bar. Much like Hamilton’s they have a ton of snooty microbrew on tap and they make some fancy classy cocktails. I had a gin/Campari/sweet vermouth drink which was not too bad and then we all indulged in a delicious pickle martini… they tasted EXACTLY like a scratch-n-sniff pickle sticker! I have to find those… how fun.

They are so snooty they don’t even have shot glasses for us to drink our lemon drop shots out of! Lame!

I brought Jenn (a fellow fag hag) a 20×30 poster of her favorite gay porn star, Tommy Defendi. I had decorated my walls with these a few weeks ago when they were all in San Diego to feed their egos. I had to put a bow on this one and give it to her.

So he sat chillin’ with us all night

Look at her faking embarrassment about getting a giant dildo as a gift. Puh-leeze bitch, you love it.

Me with straight hair again… Becky talked me out of chemically straightening it. I am too lazy and retarded to do this to myself every day

Do you like my new glasses?

Joe and Vanessa looking cute as usual.

I know Joe doesn’t read my blog so I am curious to see if he ever even finds out that I post this photo of him. hahahaha!

Look! My shoes and purse match!

I am not sure what is happening here but they sure are funny.

Friday 1.22.10

Sorry I have been MIA… life is moving fast around here and finding the time to write is difficult. I mean between the parties at the gay bars and the drinking, it’s all I can do to stay alive and get my work done.

Oh come on, I keed, I keed. Well sort of…

Two of my sisters have expressed concern about my drinking (despite my repeated warnings to stop reading this blog… I know it’s my own fault. I was so proud of my foodie blog and I told my family to check it out. I regret inviting them now that I have decided to spice things up here). My brother wouldn’t know how to turn a computer on if his life depended on it so no concern there. And then my other sister, well, she’s pretty conservative and I would never in a million years tell her about this… hopefully she doesn’t find it. Second to oldest sister point blank asked me if I had a drinking problem over Christmas. I denied it. I could totally quit drinking tomorrow if I wanted to. I just don’t want to!

And then my oldest sister emailed me and said: “How come you number people…?  Do they not want to associate with you? LOL.  Wondering about your sexploits, you can’t seem to settle on anything/one. What’s up with that?” ……and then a day later wrote: “I know you’ve suggested that family members stop reading your blog but I find them very entertaining.  It’s just the big sister worry thing when you talk so much about being drunk,  hungover or having random sex.  You’re a big girl but I can’t help it if I love you. Love,”

In regards to the random sex….

RANDOM [ran-duhm]–adjective

1.	proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.

Oh, I can assure you they are all very deliberate and have definite aim, reason AND pattern.

Anyways… Today was our big release party in San Diego for www.suite703.com.  We had 4 gay porn stars in town who were hired to dance and promote our site at Rich’s in Hillcrest. First we met them at Yard House for dinner (I tried to get a reservation at Suite and Tender since they were all staying at the Se Hotel, but since it’s stupid restaurant week, we couldn’t get in. In retrospect, its better off that we weren’t at a high end restaurant… my god these boys get squirrely.) Dinner was actually good, I absolutely love the white truffle mac n cheese at that place…

(MAC & CHEESE)2
chicken breast, applewood smoked bacon, wild mushrooms, cheddar and parmesan cheese with castellane pasta and white truffle oil

Totally delicious, even for a chain restaurant! After dinner we walked to my loft where I had decorated the walls with glamour shots from our new content on the site. The boys walked in and saw 20×30 posters of themselves… it was really funny and fed their egos nicely. I had one made of 818 and hung it up as well and have managed to completely creep him out.

Here we are… one big happy family! I am like the mom, except that I want to do bad things to most of them. (**gasp!** sorry!)

It was a huge success… we gave out tshirts, condoms and access card to check out our site. All of the go-go dancers and bartenders were wearing our gear and if you were a customer that night there is no way in hell that you left there and didn’t know what Suite 703 was. Tommy got up and gave a lovely speech and introduced our boys… we had a lot of support from our friends and co-workers and we had a great time.

Here is Kim looking very sexy in her whore makeup.

Kim and Tommy Defendi (all the girls looooove him)

Rich and his straight girl crush, Dallas.

I was on my way to ducking out a little early when Michelle took a tumble and fell down in the vip area into the bottle service table and cut her hand all to hell. The steps in there are dark and stupid and in a very awkward place.  I have to admit that I panicked a tad when I saw all the blood. I was too in shock myself to even snap a photo of the scene. Damn! She probably should have had stitches, but given the fact she just had her appendix removed 2 weeks ago, she definitely didn’t want to spend time in the ER anytime soon.